not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me
More you might like
devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible
it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something
man this politics shit is easy
imagining walking thru a crowded market street and hearing several town criers shouting these at me
“September came in with golden days and silver nights,”
— J.R.R. Tolkien, from The Return of the King
The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me
Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.
Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)
Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk
Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you
party at my place we're gonna drink expired beverages and tremble
Bro we'll quiver?
come to my house and quiver
in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
